The LT quiz
1) How old are you?
A) Over 18
B) 18!
C) Under 18
2) When was the last time you were annoyed at your children?
A) Yesterday. I think. They are so easy to be around
B) Right now. Arrrrrgh!
C) I don’t have any
3) When did you last get XPed?
A) Two hours ago when I went to pee and I had some DOT on me…
B) About a month ago?
C) Never!
4) Do you share what’s going on in your life with people in clan?
A) No, I guess I’m kind of private that way
B) Yes, totally. Did you hear about that really weird poop I took yesterday?
C) Only the important things. Sort of a “need to know” basis
5) Do you consider yourself to be lucky in game?
A) Yes
B) #%& you anvil! %&/” you generator! Damn you all!!
C) Meh.
6) How do you pee?
A) In a bottle under the table
B) Litter box
C) At the toilet like normal people
7) What’s your attitude to beer?
A) I #%ยค&ing love beer!
B) Beer is nice…
C) No thanks
Are you horny right now?
A) No, I just got out of bed with 2 girls, a bag of celery stalks and the donkey so I’m good for another hour or so…
B) Yes!!1!
C) No
9) Do you have a big ego?
A) You mean compared to my boobies/penis? (They’re all huge, okay? Huge!!)
B) I don’t think so
C) I’m beginning to think there’s something very wrong with this clan…
10) Are you a pervert?
a) No!
b) You say it like it’s a bad thing…?
c) Does a midget fetish count? Or is it only perverted when the shaved donkey is involved?
11) Are you into S&M?
A) Spank me and tell me I’ve been bad!
B) Errh. No. Not really
C) WTF?
12) How often do you whine?
A) I don’t whine
B) I don’t whine very often
C) I don’t whine! Are you saying I’m whiny? OMG that’s so mean! That reminds me of that mean warrior yesterday in ED who was saying…
13A) Bonus question for the girls only: Compare your boobies to a fruit
A) That’s between me and my partner, okay?
B) Big, juicy, firm and ripe melons!
C) About the size of oranges I guess?
13B) Bonus question for the guys only: How big is your penis?
A) Doesn’t matter, baby. It’s the E-penis that counts!
B) Me penis is big.
C) That’s between me and my partner, okay?
Points
1A) 5 points
1B) 2 points
1C) MINUS 5 points. In fact, you shouldn’t even be reading this quiz! GTFO!
2A) 0 points
2B) 5 points
2C) 5 points
3A) 5 points
3B) 2 points
3C) 0 points
4A) 0 points
4B) 5 points
4C) 2 points
5A) 0 points. Sorry, if you are not in clan already you would simply annoy everyone else too much
5B) 5 points
5C) 2 points
6A) 5 points
6B) 5 points
6C) 0 points
7A) 5 points
7B) 2 points
7C) 0 points
8A) 5 points
8B) 5 points
8C) 0 points
9A) 5 points
9B) 2 points
9C) 0 points (We’re completely normal, okay?)
10A) 0 points
10B) 5 points
10C) 5 points
11A) 5 points
11B) 2 points
11C) 0 points
12A) 0 points
12B) 2 points
12C) 5 points
13A-A) 0 points
13A-B) 5 points
13A-C) 2 points
13B-A) 5 points
13B-B) 5 points
13B-C) 0 points
Result
52-65 points: Hi clannie! You coming for next war?
39-51 points: You should probably consider applying if you’re not already in LostTime
26-38 points: Work a little more on the perviness and then try again
13-25 points: Meh
0-12 points: Should you even have done this quiz?
Hitskin.com
Thu May 06, 2010 9:16 pm
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